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Each GAMEBRO MAGAZINE is guaranteed to be printed on 40% recycled asbestos. 04/18/09 "John: Fondly regard cremation." You examine the SACRED URN containing your departed NANNA'S ASHES. 04/18/09 "John: Combine father's pipe with clever disguise." You think now would be a good time to beef up your CLEVER DISGUISE.
When your father gives her portrait a wistful glance now and then, you can tell it brings back painful memories. 04/18/09 "John: Examine oversized gift." Contemplating what could be inside this package is sort of exciting, but it makes you a little nervous at the same time. 04/19/09 "John: Captchalogue ashes." First you prop the HARLEQUIN DOLL up on the couch.
There should be just enough FROSTING on the FAKE ARMS to serve as an adequate adhesive.
04/20/09 "John: Attach arms to doll." Hehehehehehehehe.
04/20/09 "John: Inspect burnt paper on the floor." You put this back in the fire where it belongs. " "When two great forces oppose each other, the victory will go to the one that knows how to yield." -Oscar Wilde Wise words by a man who likely could resist everything but temptation. 04/30/09 "John: Abscond." Now that DAD is busy placating the SMOKE DETECTOR, you can safely sneak away. 05/07/09 "John: Get razor." 05/07/09 "John: Pick up package again." Let's take this from the top.
04/18/09 "John: Go downstairs." The accursed odor of fresh baking wafts into your newfound nostrils. It must be the connivings of your arch nemesis, BETTY CROCKER, and the rich, buttery aroma of her plot stinks to high heaven.
This mission is going to be more difficult than you imagined. Funny is funny, but your DAD sure can be a real cornball. 04/18/09 "John: Examine fireplace." A bright orange flame flickers in the FIREPLACE.
"The moon's an arrant thief, and her pale fire she snatches from the sun." -Mark Twain You are almost certain Mark Twain said that. 04/18/09 "John: Topple urn." You clumsily mishandle the SACRED URN. In retrospect, upon mulling cinematic tropes regarding ash-filled urns, this outcome was a virtual certainty.
04/18/09 "John: Toss Game Bro into fire." It doesn't burn as quickly as you hoped. You'd probably better clean it up before DAD finds it.